Yawn. I’m awake really i am, 8.30pm and i am ready to sleep which is best described as a sad state of affairs. For some reason despite having extra sleep last night I’m stuffed The dog already fell asleep on the laptop so at least I am not alone.

Talking of alone, if you haven’t worked it out by now I have a double bed but am obviously sleeping single. I always sleep on the left side, don’t ask why. There is that strange feeling when i cross the middle of the bed to the right side of the bed. Its like a different country or something it feels that odd. Last night i woke up at one point to find myself all the way on the edge of the right side of the bed and it just felt … wrong. Like i woke up in Moscow or fell out of bed in London. It just felt wrong. Foreign territory.

Talking of beds, I read somewhere that a normal matress in ten years of use will on average double in weight. Gross huh? Gives me the urge to vacuum the bed right now. Luckily I’m too lazy. But thats all that i want to think about the matress.