The Goodies are coming to town to perform for one night only at the theatre saturday week which would normally be cause for considerable celebration as I grew up with the Goodies on tv and must have seen most of the episodes 50 times or more (the ABC has a particular talent for repeating stuff) at least and probably even now still know some of them off by heart.

There is however a problem of considerable proportions that may stop me seeing them. I can’t find anyone that wants to go see them with me and i don’t want to be a mega looser going on my own even if it is The Goodies. I did ask Suzi too but as much as I like the girl, she just doesn’t have an overly developed sense of humor which would see her probably not enjoying th goodie humor. Thats why these are desperate times and calling for desperate measures to say the least which is why this had to happen.

The donation box. I’ve come up with an alternative solution* which involves hookers, beer and seeing the show anyway to get me through this most awkward moment that is my time of need. So please give generously, this is afterall my pleasure we are talking about. If every visitor for a month just gave $100 then i could keep myself in hookers and beer for at least a while. Unless beer prices have gone up. No idea about the hookers prices

Hell give enough and i might donate Doughnuts too. It worked too since she did get her kit off for the 12 babes of Christmas!

*this is fine print which says this is of course a joke and designed as humor only.