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Sometimes a feeling of superiority … isn’t

Posted by Greg in May 26th 2006

You know that smug feeling you get when seeing something that happened to someone else you know that could never happen to you, that your above that sort of thing. You take your moral high ground and … snigger. Thats what happened when i was reading one of Steph’s posts where she had an eating accident.

All was going swimmingly until I had one of my world famous sneeze attacks. For those that don’t know, I’m a big sneezer and trying to hold one back results in weird facial twitching and eye watering to the point where I look like a demented freak from planet Loon.
Anyway, I couldn’t hold it in anymore, I covered my mouth, turned my head and ACHOOED loudly.
Somehow, a tiny bit of Caesar salad escaped, flew through my fingers and onto the table.

Its just unfortuate that at the time I was eating this particularly nice lasanga that i bought from a new pasta shop in town for lunch and reading some of the usual webpages. It was delicious let me tell you and i was enjoying the read. Unfortuately it was at this point that i inadvertantly laughed with my mouth full and some … escaped. Now normally i could have got away with the crime but for the fact one of my people was coming over to see me and was lucky enough to witness the unfortuate experience. All i can say is the feeling of feeling superior is over rated thanks to the feeling you get when you discover your not really.