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Dear Prime Minister – please send me a pony and a bikini model

Posted by Greg in February 24th 2007

Dear Prime Minister,

I’d like to congratulate you on such a lovely family as i saw on your website. In some of the pictures they looked a little pale or perhaps its just that the web server your site is hosted on is so crappy that even with 10 minutes on a broadband connection only two of the pictures had loaded. Maybe you need to host it on the same server as the FMH site as that was is certainly a lot faster than yours.

But that is an aside, I am writing with great concern about your son Tim and his girl friend Sarah MackIntosh. He seems to have followed in your footsteps becoming a lawyer and so i am concern at the measures he would have had to have used to have met a bikini model and had her fall for him. Now that i write it, i am wondering they met the same way you and Mrs Howard did, through the liberal party? I never realised it was a dating agency as well and its already made me reconsider my relatively left wing views.

While i am writing, i’d like to talk about a couple of policy ideas that i have had and would like to present for your consideration:

Iraq bad. Troops out
Alexander Downer reminds me of Bob on the muppets. Muppets Bad. Alexander out
That by 2008 all single Australian males will be issued with an attractive bikini model of their own. Ladies will get the choice of a bondi lifeguard or similar. Win by a landslide.

Thank you for taking the time to consider what i believe are some valuable suggestions for success. I am looking forward to receiving my model shortly.

Warm Regards

Greg

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