Its not every day that you see a headline like that hey. The idea of an innocent kids icon being involved in darsity deeds is the stuff of comedy but to tell you the truth, i never trusted the shifty eyes and they always looked like there was something to hide though never in my wildest dreams would i have thought of drugs.

Of course the real story is far less interesting with the real news going like this:

HELLO Kitty, the Japanese cartoon figure popular with teenagers around the world, was used by a notorious Colombian drug lord to hide messenges to his minions.

Juan Carlos Ramirez Abadia, who is being held in Brazil after his arrest in August, hid voice and text messages digitally encoded into emailed images of the innocent feline, Brazilian police told the Folha de Sao Paulo newspaper.

I think i prefer my version of a Hello Kitty criminal mastermind